February 10, 2010

God I need a foot up the bum. I have neglected writing Bloggs because I became lazy. Sorry people. I promise to keep up. My first blogg is of course, this one but my second blogg follows immediately. Stay tuned.

November 27, 2008

Hi everyone,

 

This is my first ever blog. I’m excited!

You might see the same blog again on another page, except- I don’t know how to get to the other page!! Oh well, just read the stuff below.

So what the hell do I write now that I have a blog page? You know what! I’ll write about my book. It’s fantastic and you should think seriously about purchasing it so that I become famous.

I guess my fame will come with the blogs because I’m good at saying nothing and taking a long time in saying it. Let me demonstrate. By the time you get to the end of this blog, you would have noticed that I haven’t added anything new. Not a thing! Well, amy some words but my contention is that the words uttered haven’t added anything to your understanding about my current blog other than it has nothing to say, except about saying nothing. See? I haven’t added any new material and you are still reading. Silly you. I guess you are a glutton for punishment so I’d better say something worth while.

Let me see! I’ve told you about my book, ’stay’, go and buy it.

I’ve written book two and it is being edited so, hang on.

I’ve written an e-book about cancer of the prostate, the page’ll be open soon.

Finally, I promise to write something of value soon. In the mean time, I have school reports to write and they are consuming all of my energy. See! You’ve learnt something after all.

Now, how do you publish this thing. Oh yeh, there’s a publish button. I’ll just press it and see what happens. Here goes……